9 April 2018

Breakfast Conversation



“When I next go to...”
“Westbury?”
“No, will you let me finish my sentence!  When I next go to the supermarket I need to buy some...”
“Tissues?”
“Shall we just play twenty questions.  I’ll just start a sentence and you can guess the ending?”
“Dog food?”
“No.”
“Wine?”
“No.”
“Chocolate?”
“No, a sack of oranges.”
“Why?”
“Because the fruit bowl is empty and...”
“You feel like eating oranges.”
“No, it will add a splash of colour to entice our buyers.  Stop finishing my sentences! I’m going to the...”
“Bathroom?”


16 comments:

  1. A good sign of married love I believe.

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  2. "My favourite Beatle was..."
    "Paul?"
    "Nope! John!"

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  3. Wine and chocolate, my favourite two food groups. I like oranges too!

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    1. Me too, that's probably why Paul suggested them.

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  4. I really enjoy offering totally inappropriate endings to Lady M's sentences. She doesn't enjoy it quite as much.

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  5. Hadn't thought about it much, but realise that since my husband died last year, there is no-one to finish my sentences. I have to finish them all on my own !

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    1. Will that stop him finishing my sentences?

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  7. The next stage is when you can't remember the name of the 'thingy' in order to finish your sentence. We are in the stage after that when 'thingies' are used by both of us and neither knows what we are talking about.

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    1. Haha, yes, I think we're almost at that stage too.

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  8. Haha, Sue, sounds very familiar!
    Greetings Maria x

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