27 April 2018
Had a good day darling?
Paul carefully and painstakingly placed his last remaining tomato and cucumber seeds into pots this morning and placed them on the steps to soak up the sunshine. Rick was in the garden chasing birds and lizards and went careering up the steps, straight through the pots and knocked them flying. Soil and seeds scattered everywhere. The air went blue as Paul called Rick every name under the sun, just as two smartly dressed old ladies appeared at the gate. Jehovah's Witnesses. They didn’t stay long.
Rakes left lying in the grass are a hazard. Paul found out the hard way when he stepped on the flat edge of the spikes causing the wooden handle to fly up and smack him on his forehead.
His day can only get better.