24 November 2018
Buddy meets Santa
G’day cousin Rick, how you doing mate?
Hope you’re all ready for Christmas. My mistress is abandoning me to come and stay with you in darkest Lincolnshire for the holidays so I hope you are going to make a fuss of her. Try sitting on her lap and breathing doggy breath all over her, she seems to like that but she will shout at you if you fart too much.
I shall be going to stay with some eccentric dog lady for Christmas. She is absolutely barking but her house is full of toys and doggy hideaways and she is going to spoil me rotten. All the women fall for me as soon as I give them that winning look of mine.
My mistress took me shopping this weekend and I was made to sit on Santa’s knee and smile for the camera. The things we have to do to keep our humans happy. And it’s only November!
Have a good one. Hope you get a new tennis ball in your stocking.