My husband is uncouth. He is wonderful in many ways, hard working, kind, considerate, generous but totally uncouth.
“Why do you persist in leaving your chair out when you leave the table?”
“I don’t.”
“Yes, you do.”
“I don’t, but you often do.”
“Well, you, as a gentleman , should move my chair for me.”
“What you do think this is, Pride and bloody Prejudice?”
(Come to think of it, Darcy would be a good name for a dog.)
...and you can train Darcy to move your chair :)
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria x
Darcy would probably chew the chair.
DeleteIt was Valentine's Day yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Tuesday...
DeleteYes Peter just asked me today's date and I realised but it was yesterday in terms of your posts because you didn't post yesterday.
DeleteDid you miss me?
DeleteYes. And there was nothing to read on the post you did post.
DeleteI get more comments when I write nothing.
DeleteMy husband does the chair thing too....it drives me so mad my tits could explode
ReplyDeleteIt's painful when that happens.
DeleteThat's not funny.
ReplyDeleteCHAIRS ! oh you mean that you don't sit on cushions and eat with your fingers then ? :-)
ReplyDeleteOnly when we're eating sushi.
DeleteToilet seats were a big issue for me. It has now been resolved by having a Boys Bathroom and a Girls Bathroom!
ReplyDeletePaul is fairly well trained in the bathroom but hasn't yet mastered how to squeeze toothpaste correctly.
DeleteI woz brung up proper, so alwiz shuv me chair back.
ReplyDeleteWould that that were the worst failing. My other half has now entered the 'leave the lights on' and even 'leave the hot tap running' phase.
ReplyDeleteOh no, that is just terrible. Whatever next!
DeleteDarcy is a good name for a dog, Sue. Now you've made a positive start...
ReplyDeleteJust worrying about claws on polished chestnut stairs. Can you get slippers for dogs?
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